Diplomacy

What? You were gone all afternoon, and it's not like that ball is going to play itself.

Just so you know, I liked the book. I found the prose mighty tasty. And the plot, meaty. Maybe, if you actually dissect it page by page, the characters are a little hard to swallow. Still, the moral of the story gave me something to chew on.

It's funny, at first, when I just scratched the surface, I thought I could walk away. But you can't leave a book, can you; not once you sink your teeth in it.

Well, it's getting late. Whaddya say we knock back a bowl of kibble, pee on the carpet, and call it a night.