Settling in

i do like my new house, don't get me wrong.



i like my wall,



i like my garden,



and no complaints about my sky.

but nothing's perfect. this place has pests. i handled the mice, heh-heh-heh. but as for the giant, not so easy. IT shows up whenever my food bowl is about to magically fill itself. same thing with my water bowl. i hiss, and IT retreats, but that happens twice a day, every day. IT seems incapable of putting two and two together.



i understand that training is a process, but IT is stupid and slow and now working on my left nerve.



my friend snowball down the street says i should either move or call the county. But i've grown awfully attached to my magical food bowl, so for now we'll take a wait-and-see approach.