We may not have a garden that looks like Monet's, but we're one step ahead of Germany. No E coli on my watch, trust me; I sample everything on a regular basis.
AOK on the apples, I tell Sergeant Karin. AOK on the loquats, cucumber leaves, blueberries, sorrel, pumpkins, strawberries, and green tomatoes. Oh yes, and those tiny heirloom squash, the ones you paid serious money for, after numerous tests I've found them safe.
I'm Private First Class Albert -- Squirrel and Raccoon Patrol, Vegetable and Fruit Tester.
As for the Financial Bananometer -- even I wouldn't try it, given current conditions.
10-4 and SNAFU. (If you're hankering for someone with my skills, let's talk. Not here. I freelance and have been known to take kibble under the table.)
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