Garbage In, Garbage Out (if we're lucky)

I needed two long leggy supermodels to jazz up my Patch article this week, so put out an SOS to neighbor Courtney.







Cute overload. So sue me.

















If you want to know why da guys, Hartwell and Beckett, are in (perfectly clean, never-been-used) trashcans, then you'll have to read the piece.







These two have earned some serious cookies. I'll get my people on that straight away.